What is the definition of sexy? I'm guessing men and women would answer this differently. Being a straight chick in San Francisco, surrounded by frustrated straight women and gay dudes (God's great gift to women), and never particularly facile at "dating", I have little straight dude game. I basically have ZERO idea what the hell these fellows are thinking about, well, anything. Except, football, they seem to like that. Oh, and there is some other "stuff" lore has it they all appreciate, but I'm in no mood to explore that in print. Oof. I decided to crawl slightly out of my, ahem, comfort zone and delve into what might fall somewhere along the sexy spectrum, from flirty to bondage. Given my often monastic and nun like habits (?!?) (the exception being cussing like a sailor), my sensibilities were occasionally tried in my hunt for all versions of hooch. No way could I even hope to crawl into the "mind" of a man, a metaphorical jungle of terrors I dare not enter. But I've seen enough Bond movies and CSI Las Vegas and Real Housewive episodes to take a shot at what the menfolk yearn for. I'm guessing low cut, tightly fitted, short skirts, major cleavage, and most importantly the bondage heels, oh and MORE cleavage. As one might image, there is a lot of black in this here post. I figured if it makes an appearance in the second circle of hell, it might work here. Just a warning however. I believe that secretly EVERY woman wants an alpha male with "throw down" potential. The fashions which lie herein might stretch your pocket book, so make sure that after you lure your bait into your den that the only feathers flying are metaphorical.
(I've added the appropriate footwear. The more "simple" the outfit, the more outrageous the shoes should be).
Low cut with a zipper......nuff said.
Upscale allure....jazz it up with a purple feather boa (Oh Lord, the gay man in me is making an appearance).
In my opinion these are THE most SPECTACULAR shoes out there..........my occipital cortex covets these babies. My feet, not so much.....sigh....
Zanotti put the S in S E X Y.........if in doubt......
Bondage on the Masai Mara.......get ready to g r o w l.....
More casual sexy, like a nightgown Carole Lombard would have worn in the 30's. Old school glamour.
Young, funky sex appeal, a bit more "obvious"...
Coy, and yet, a version of a slip.....
Sex up the slip dress with options from Louis Vuitton (in the store as we speak) OR the open toe booties from Tom Ford whose mission in life is to keep women alluring and sexy......
Low level bondage.
DOLCE & GABBANA
Sexy wench. No makeup and no hooch heels necessary.
Runway ready........by the king of elegance.
O O R A H as our fine men in the Marines say.
ALOTTA leather is A L W A Y S a good thing. Meow. But these pants are not near tight enough. However, a woman with curves will fill these out and look smOking hot...
Because men like to unlock things...........let them do what they're good at. ;)
Cleavage, short leather mini, time to hit the casinos.....
All versions of cargo pants are hot on everyone....contrast with some version of strappy sandals, the higher the better.
Cargo and camo, the dynamic duo.........
Space age hooch, would be a great pupil dilator on the red carpet.
Variation on a theme.....
Its ok to introduce some whimsy into the mix, especially with all that black. The sky high heels keep these in the sexy realm.
Now THIS is the Versace we know and love! into everyone's life a little Liberace must fall....
If you want to go full throttle, mix Vegas and bondage.
Contrast the black with something sparkly and eye-catching, pumps or strappy sandals.
The flowers and feminine silhouette contrast with the shear naked factor.
The master of slinky sex appeal.....
NICHOLAS KIRKWOOD LOUIS VUITTON
The "cage" bootie seems somehow so apropos with that dress.
Leopard print chiffon with a l o n g side slit.....Get out the candles and the Luther Vandross.......
Happy hunting girls!
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